It's just a week away from Christmas Oh Nine and I'm unloading provisions I bought at the grocery store in preparation for the Patterson Family Expedition . This year it might be a little tricky. There's snow in them thar hills. The fam has booked a seven bedroom cabin in Gatlinburg for this holiday week-end and we intend to eat and drink until we all but puke. But first we have to get to the cabin. We'll see.
I have to unpack my bag to pack my bag because I just rolled in from Bristol, where last night I was inducted into the Yahoo's at their festive, alcohol-ridden, finger food orgy of a Christmas party. I'll try to share parts of that experience without giving away any back-alley, cloak and dagger, I'd-tell-you-but-then-I'd-have-to-kill-you secrets of the Yahoo's. I don't think they'd mind if I say that all fourteen women in attendance arrived carrying (or in some cases wearing) :
1. A Christmas hat (for the secret ceremony)
2. An appetizer to share
3. A gift to exchange
4. A favorite adult beverage to sip or guzzle, no one judged
The hats. They ranged from a billowy feathered chapeau (the most glamourous by far) to a modified commode seat (one of the most creative) to a decorated headband that had what looked to be glued-on aspirins and nerve pills among the other festive bling (the most apropros). Note to self: get a little more "
out there" with my hat decorations next year - anything goes.
The appetizers. The "spread" included every dip that has ever been invented (they were all delish) and every kind of cracker or other "dipper" to go with it. Note to self: bring a dessert next year.
The gifts. This is really when you get to know people - a dirty Christmas gift exchange. There were three gifts that were the most popular, and by most popular I mean they were "stolen" at least three times (the limit in this case): a fancy apron, a fancy scarf, and some fancy crystal ornaments. Note to self: buy something fancy next year, so that my gift will be in the popular crowd.
The adult beverages. I was fine until I had to do the tequila shot during my induction ceremony and that's all I can really say about that. Note to self: either champagne or tequila...but never both.
I have to unpack my bag to pack my bag because I just rolled in from Bristol, where last night I was inducted into the Yahoo's at their festive, alcohol-ridden, finger food orgy of a Christmas party. I'll try to share parts of that experience without giving away any back-alley, cloak and dagger, I'd-tell-you-but-then-I'd-have-to-kill-you secrets of the Yahoo's. I don't think they'd mind if I say that all fourteen women in attendance arrived carrying (or in some cases wearing) :
1. A Christmas hat (for the secret ceremony)
2. An appetizer to share
3. A gift to exchange
4. A favorite adult beverage to sip or guzzle, no one judged
The hats. They ranged from a billowy feathered chapeau (the most glamourous by far) to a modified commode seat (one of the most creative) to a decorated headband that had what looked to be glued-on aspirins and nerve pills among the other festive bling (the most apropros). Note to self: get a little more "
out there" with my hat decorations next year - anything goes.The appetizers. The "spread" included every dip that has ever been invented (they were all delish) and every kind of cracker or other "dipper" to go with it. Note to self: bring a dessert next year.
The gifts. This is really when you get to know people - a dirty Christmas gift exchange. There were three gifts that were the most popular, and by most popular I mean they were "stolen" at least three times (the limit in this case): a fancy apron, a fancy scarf, and some fancy crystal ornaments. Note to self: buy something fancy next year, so that my gift will be in the popular crowd.
The adult beverages. I was fine until I had to do the tequila shot during my induction ceremony and that's all I can really say about that. Note to self: either champagne or tequila...but never both.
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