Here are a few things that a person might want to avoid saying/doing during a job interview: (and just for the sake of righteousness and to match the picture, the job seeker is a guy)
1. Pointing to a picture on the interviewer's credenza, that is in all probability his wife, nodding your head and saying, "Oh, yeah, I'd do 'er."
2. Answering the question, "What do you see as your biggest strengths?" with things like, "I'm a take-charge kinda guy. Nobody fuckin' messes with me!" or " I give great back rubs...here, let me show you" or "I don't need breaks...not even to go to the bathroom...well, except for every once in a while, then it's usually a case of CLEAR THE BUILDING, if you know what I mean."
3. Opening a brief case to pull out your resume, and having Happy Meal toys fall out all over the floor.
4. Responding to everything the interviewer tells you about the company with, "No shit? Wow!"
5. Seeing if the start date could be moved up a week so, "I can make one last run down to Florida for some really good ganja before I settle in."
1. Pointing to a picture on the interviewer's credenza, that is in all probability his wife, nodding your head and saying, "Oh, yeah, I'd do 'er."
2. Answering the question, "What do you see as your biggest strengths?" with things like, "I'm a take-charge kinda guy. Nobody fuckin' messes with me!" or " I give great back rubs...here, let me show you" or "I don't need breaks...not even to go to the bathroom...well, except for every once in a while, then it's usually a case of CLEAR THE BUILDING, if you know what I mean."
3. Opening a brief case to pull out your resume, and having Happy Meal toys fall out all over the floor.
4. Responding to everything the interviewer tells you about the company with, "No shit? Wow!"
5. Seeing if the start date could be moved up a week so, "I can make one last run down to Florida for some really good ganja before I settle in."
1 comments:
You forgot my personal fav, place a large dip of skoal in your mouth before the interview. Classy!!!!
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