A Major Train Wreck

The "Lane Train" has pulled out of the station and it appears to be headed straight down the track to another frustrating season for our beloved Tennessee Vols. Before it pulls into the Gainesville, Florida depot, next week, it's going to need a complete overhaul. Lane Kiffin may be the conductor, but it's the engineer, Jonathon Crompton, who holds the fate of the locomotive in his hands. Unfortunately those hands don't seem to be working so well. Neither do his feet. Or his head. It's not that he's not qualified for the job. He can execute with one arm tied behind his back and one foot in a bucket in practice. But put him to work in a real game, and well, that's where it ends. It's becomes just one big train wreck after another. His engineering skills blow the hell up, along with Kiffin's conducting skills. Personally, I'm thinking about changing trains. Maybe I'll become a Rambling Wreck from Georgia Tech. I'm already used to the concept.