The defense team screamed: "We didn't want to defend this piece of shit in the first place and now, he's given us just the ticket we need. Your honor, this man is getting ready to lie, lie, lie. Please send us on our merry way."
The judge growled: "Nah. Let's get this over with. Come on up here, Latalvis. Tell us your story. We can't wait to hear it."
The defendant spoke: "I din't do nuthin. I was just along for the ride."
The prosecution cried: "That makes version number eight!"
The jury yelled: "Guilty, guilty and more guilty."
The victims, holding hands and looking down from above cheered: "We knew they'd get it right!"
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
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Excellent, friend.
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