Mum's The Word

Ron (after he had taken a few bites of his lunch): Did you think this tasted a little sour?
Me (having already eaten the same thing a little earlier): Nooooooo. Not at all. I thought it was gooood.Mmmmm.

Nevermind that I got up this morning while he was still sleeping and added a little (what's a little?) vinegar to the crock pot where he was doing an overnight slow cook on a roast beef and veggies. I just wanted to see if it would affect the taste. Trust me when I say it was beyond sour. I wasn't about to tell him that I was the one who ruined the hell out of that meal. That'll be our little secret.