Not Gonna Do It

Did you really think that County Law Director/Admitted Embezzler Bill Lockett had it in him to do the conscionable thing? Step down? Why, he ain't going nowhere. No sirree, bobtail nanny goat. He won that election fair and square and you couldn't pry his pocket-pickin', slime-covered fingers off that government (tit) chair. No way. No how.

Now that it's official, that is, he's admitted to being a crook, all of the decisions that come out of his office will make more sense. Once on the take, always on the take.

Think Janet Jackson..."What have you done for me lately?"