A Little Too Sarah Bernhardt For This Early In The Morning

Me: "What are you doing?"
Ron: "Getting ready to go get my hair cut."
Me: "Right now?"
Ron: "Yeah. Why?"
Me: "Let's go play golf."
Ron: "Golf? I can't. I have to get my hair cut. It's like a week overdue."
Me: "Oh yeah. It's at least an inch all over. Come on. You can get your hair cut later. I really want to play."
Ron: "You can't just get up and decide you want to play golf. You have to plan ahead. You have to make a tee time."
Me: "But I didn't know I wanted to play until a just few minutes ago."
Ron: "And God knows I'm only here to cater to your every whim, but I have to get my hair cut at nine o'clock. I could call out there and try to get us on at ten thirty. We could play nine holes."
Me: (with a deep, audible sigh) "No. I wanted to play now. I'll probably never ever want to play again."
Ron: "Good thing you're not dramatic."