Cell Phone Talk

What she said: "He's going to Cherokee every other day now."

What I heard: "He's going to therapy every other day now."

(Which, clearly, he needs if he's going to Cherokee every other day.)

So I said: "What for?"

And she said: "Electronic poker."

To which I said: "Wow. How's it going?"

(Still thinking we were discussing his therapy.)

And she said: "I don't know. He says he's winning."

To which I thought: "Well, at least he's got a good attitude."