Not Again!

Yes, again. There's a sickie in the house, and his name is Ron. His nose is clogged and he sounds just lovely. I suggested that he might need some vitamin C on a regular basis to ward off these phlegm-filled, coughing, wheezing, contagious events that take over his life like, much like the clover takes over our yard. His pat answer? "I'm fine. I eat oranges. I can't help it if there are bugs out there. Everybody's sick."


No. Everybody's not sick. Not as much as you are.

Calgon, take me away!