Pass the Gatorade

This is going to be a fun day. In honor of my colonoscopy I'm on a liquid diet, starting NOW. I'm just happy that coffee is one of those liquids. Oh, and Ron just walked by and announced that he was making himself some breakfast, more specifically he was going to fry bacon.
"Oh, hell no you aren't. I don't want to smell that this morning."
He's having eggs and toast.
This afternoon I'll start taking the pills that will pretty much "clean me out". A lovely process that I so look forward to. And tomorrow morning, I'll be at Parkwest with a camera up my ass. Wish me luck.